Purple Sector…

Those were tough, But I’m back, still reeling from the Manchester loss to Chelsea, but oh well. Woosah

Big post on some serious ish coming later on, keep your eyes peeled like Ore Ida, ya heardmeh?!

I have known about him for about a month now, and his work is pretty amazing by my estimation. Head over to the Lumper for more info, or google him, baby.

I love Man U, and I was hyped when we brought on Tevo, but this guy takes the craziest pictures I have ever seen in my life.  This guy is a world class crazy photo-taker. Case and Point:

HOW DID HE GET THE BINKY ONTO THE PITCH?!?!

We’re throwing this one in place of the DB Cooper Jumpoff. Like it or lump it. In other news, Crank Dat Bartman.

So, yesterday I told you there’d be, like, more info and stuff. I was right. The festival will be called “The Smooth Getaway” and will be held Saturday, August 30th. More details as these ones cement themselves.

Pay Homage, peace to the real inventors of every great American Music genre: Black people.

Be Alert, The 1st annual Purple Sector.Net shindig will be going down around August 29th, 2008, more details to come as they arise. He won’t be there, but we’ll get down like he was:

This stuff rox my sox. Had to take it back to gradeschool with that one. Listen up.

I find myself feeling older and older every time I listen to the radio.  In the midst of songs that melt together as 35 minute bursts of mild retardation, and R&B artists who look, sound, act, and sing alike, I find myself feeling bad for kids who grow up in this era. I grew up to Brand Nubian, Tribe, Biggie, Pac, Jay, Wu, Nas, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots and the like. Now, kids are blessed with the lyrical stylings of one Hurricane Chris, and, though I love him, Soulja Boy. Not hating, but these guys should not be the voices of a new generation. I mean, my generation and the one before it are just beginning to come into power, and we are all collectively a suit short of a full deck. Lil Wayne is the best mainstream rapper of this generation in the youth’s eyes. I will repeat that, Dwayne “Wobble Dee Wobble Dee” Carter is the nicest mainstream rapper in the eyes of the youth. Weezie Red Fraggle isn’t even top 30 (come test me, I can name 40 emcees nicer) all time, yet this guy is holding the torch. Lupe is nicer, but he’ll never have the mainstream appeal of one Daddykisser. The man he’s being compared to is in a stratosphere all his own, but the thing is, he’s the only one excluding one Wassalu Jaco who can be compared to anyone. Just thought I’d vent about this. I work with children as my dayjob, ages 5-14, and the things that come out of their mouths concerning hip hop make me wish I could legally slap the fire out of those little scallywags. Jay-Z can’t be the best because he’s too old, old school guys just rhyme about school and books, old school rap had terrible beats,  blahzay blahzay blah. I had a kid argue that Ay Bay Bay was a better song than Criminology. I didn’t make that last sentence up, that ACTUALLY HAPPENED. Wanna know why kids are so friggin stupid nowadays? Here’s the short answer: