Purple Sector…

Va$h Money Billionaire and Mr. CuDi are bananas in this video, he flips a switch like you wouldn’t believe. Vash looks genuinely sketched out throughout, too. It’s great footage.

I thought we were #*@!in friends!

And Now Lil Wayne’s New Vid for Prom Queen off of his rock album Rebirth, which, rumor has it, may never see the light of day. I’m cool with that.

DOPE. PEEP. ITUNES ONLY.

I, like most Americans, like many things and hate many others. hated things seem to outnumber things I enjoy, or at the very least do NOT hate, almost three to one. What do I hate? GLAD YOU ASKED!

Jeff Dunham is absolutely, positively, 100% NOT FUNNY. He’s not. Don’t try justifying the fact that he’s getting recognition. Ventriloquism sucks. He’s not at all funny. None of his characters are original or inspired, the Walter one is even a tad racist, I’m watching it right now. The Christmas special is worse than Soul Plane.

Black media sucks big ones. DL Hughley’s show? Decent, they should just let him do his own writing. The Chocolate News? It has potential. Other than that? Here’s the thought processes behind them:

Hey y’all, let’s take a successful white show, and make it for niggas. Nobody will know, and niggas will watch, cuz niggas will watch anything u tell em to!
OR
Hey. let’s take these commonly accepted and utilized stereotypes and ACT UPON THEM under the guise of a situational comedy or half-assed done movie, and sell it to people. Cuz Niggas will buy anything niggas is sellin to otha niggas!

Katt Williams is not funny. He was funny as Money Mike, not funny in Soul Plane, and his stand-up has its flashes. Michael Jackson, white kids on leashes, Hustlin’, those were good. Black America, it’s time to put the permed pimp to pasture. He’s not friggin funny.

Stop rocking fake shoes and gear. We know, we see, and even if we big you up to your face, we clown you when you leave. If you do rock it, just let us know that YOU KNOW it’s fake. I won’t lie, if I need shoes to play ball in, and I don’t want to rock any fresh Js, I’ll go to the flea market and cop some fake IVs, but when people ask me where I got them, I LET THEM KNOW.

Stop being so elitist about ish. Just because you were up on it before it got big doesn’t give you the right to hate on people who just caught on. You won’t believe how much hate I catch when I say I’ve only been up on MIA since Kala. Just because I hadn’t heard Piracy Funds Terrorism, doesn’t make me a poser. Just because flashing lights was the best song on the album and you got it the day it dropped doesn’t mean everyone else who waited can’t dig it as much as us. And just because you waited in line for your steps the day they dropped for 6 hours in the Dust Bowl and I got mine off Flight Club doesn’t make mine any less fresh.

No Homo? Instead of No Homo, just don’t say ish that could be interpreted as gay. That’s it. If I think people will look at me weird when I say “Your Butt looks mad sexy in those backless chaps” to my male friend, I don’t. Why? Two reasons. 1= I DON’T THINK THAT. 2= Even if I did, I would let it slide. Why are you thinking, and then being so anxious to say things that sound Homo? Hmmmm?

P.S. Pause is still alright in my book.

Women keep your breasts in your shirt. If i wanna see breasts, there are plenty other ways to go about it besides….well, walking anywhere women are. It devalues the breast. Don’t do that to us OR yourselves. I don’t want to treat headlights like I do Vans Sneakers, with a casual “oh, those are kind of nice.” whenever I see an otherwise decent set. If I never saw a van, and then saw a decent one, I’d be like “OMGIH DID YOU SEE THOSE VANS! I WANT THOSE!” You smell me? If you don’t want guys to treat you like some bust-down, STOP DRESSING LIKE A BUST-DOWN.

Guys, be a bit more tactful when other guys are around. You make it hard for the rest of us. Some of us make sure we look nice, smell nice, and are dressed to impress whenever we step out of the house, save for gym time. We brush teeth and hair, LOTION, and don’t wear the same shirt the rest of the block owns. When we see a fly girl, we don’t want to make steps towards her, only to be cut off by some foul smelling, straight-outta-some-low-bu

Here are three tracks, Hearltess, Coldest Winter, and my favorite, Robocop.

Play/DL them HERE, HERE, and HERE (In the order they were listed.

Here’s the single off the album Arms and Hammers Set to release early next year. Peep it.

It’s confirmed. It’s dropping Oct. 14, thought it will only be 9 tracks, it will all be live instrumentation, much in the vein of ATCQ work. There’s also a Barack Sampling track named Shaka though this isn’t officially on the album and the sound bite has yet to be cleared. Here’s the latest from the Abstract.

Remember Way back when I said RZA’s album was his best yet? Well, I meant it. Here’s a cut off the album, it’s fiya.

Ya Movin’ Fast…. reduce ya speed.

Is one of my fave five emcees. This guy has a mind unlike anyone else’s. I won’t go through the meaninglessness of comparing him to his contempraries, because, we all learned from 2001-2005 that our comparisons meant nada, that he and another GOAT candidate were like Apples and oranges, they were just plain different and there wasn’t too much common ground between them. I won’t go into a full review of his new disc or post a link to one. I will say that IN MY OPINION, this is his best offering since Illmatic, and cements his spot in the Top 3 (which was mentioned in a song years ago by his former adversary.) Hero and the song w/ Chris Brown are reaches for commercial hits, but NaS doesn’t compromise what he was saying for sake of spins, no matter how hokey the personnel selection for those two tracks. I love it, and I’m givin 5 Mics. Hell, if the source were a credible magazine, they would too.

Here’s some classic Nasir:

It’s still going down, but, after talking to some people I respect and trying to choose between four of five songs, I’ve decided to lengthen the whole daggone thing into one, awesome, sexy, svelt, delicious, 14 track eargasm. More info as it materializes in my head.

So, If you’ve been living under a rock for the past month or three, here’s the deal. Nas, one my the greatest of all time, was going to name his next album NIGGER. No typo, that was the name. Two weeks ago, he changed it, to Nas. He dropped the title, but here’s the cover.

Pictures say a thousand words, but I only think he’s going for one.